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Jun. 30th, 2008

They go off like flares if ya treat 'em right!

Just been blowing up pine cones in the microwave!

I feel I have accomplished all I could in this day and will now go to bed satisfied.

The end.

Jun. 29th, 2008


Packing takes FOREVER! Bah!

I am sleepy!

This is AWESOME! Watch it!


Wrote 5 songs yesterday :D

*snoozey snooze*

Jun. 24th, 2008


So much to say but I am tired so I will laters..

Just got in from my first open mic in 2 years. It was cool! Got asked by the management to potentially do a proper gig in the next month or so. Would get one hundred shiney gold coins for it.

I rock!


Jun. 19th, 2008

My Uni Sucks

I might set it on fire.

York Ho!

Trains are shit. I should get a jet-pack.

Jun. 18th, 2008


Electric Brain Freeze!

So lots of stuff has been going on, lots of stuff will be going on and in the last few weeks I have gone through a most confusing plethora of thoughts and emotions.

But, I can't be arsed writing about everything to be honest, just going with whatever; always have lived on a whim, always will, makes things interesting!

Was in a really foul mood earlier, but angst is awesome for creativity so now, after being all arty and whatnot, I'm jolly as a drunk bee fucking in honey. 'cept I can't fly..boo...

Anyways, I'm back off to York on Friday, that's gonna be bizarre; I was finally getting used to being home! Got shed-loads to sort out though, so I'll be busy, busy, busy, which is definitely a good thing!

Then Belgium baby! It's gonna be awesome!

Then (potentially) China! ^_^ Only been meaning to go there since forever! Yay!

So yeah, fuck the computer, I'm gonna go make the most of being at home whilst I still am, god knows when I'll next get the chance!

Oh yeah! Newton Faulkner was fucking AMAZING live. Absolute Legend! Everyone else was pretty shit compared!

Jun. 15th, 2008


Fuck You England!

I now have a passport.

Happy Dance!

Jun. 14th, 2008


Just got back from the 'alternative' festival site. Essentially the festival site is by the river, if you walk along the opposite side of the river for a way, you can pretty much see and hear all the acts on the main stage for free. It's pretty awesome, you get a nice array of randoms up there, generally off their tits, dancing ALL DAY. Might go back later for Iggy Pop and the Sex Pistols, but I'm not sure I can be bothered to be honest!

I wanna go see Mongol, it's actually showing at the cinema down here (this is quite something) but I have nobody to go with 'cos everyone's at the bloody festival..sods! Might go alone, it won't be showing for long..

Saw a pheasant fly into a window today, it was hilarious!

Had some really weird dreams. In one I was in this abandoned, Amityville-esque house. Apparently it was now my family's, only my family were somewhat strange. One guy had three eyes, one guy was actually dead, my 'mother' was french and my 'sister' was stupidly hot. Anyways, we were in the process of moving in and everyone was picking their rooms. I was left with a shitty little one. I didn't want this room so I went exploring. I climbed through a window and shimmied around the roof outside, climbing into the window of a room that couldn't be entered any other way. From here I found a door. I went through this door and everything smelled like a museum. Pushing through another doorway I come to another room that was so dusty I didn't want to breathe. I climbed up through a trap door and into this GIGANTIC Neo-Victorian room. There was a food store filled with ancient tins and jars, a huge old bed that stood about 5 feet off of the floor and...scorpions...everywhere. Most of them were dead, but the bigger ones were still very much alive. It was bizarre. I didnt want this room as I assumed it belonged to the scorpions and I didn't want to annoy them, so I climbed out of the window and up onto the roof. There was a Pterodactyl on the roof playing jazz on a tiny piano...I was about to go say hello when I turned into a mushroom. That one was a little odd. Had others, but I can't be bothered to type them up!!

I am currently looking into the 2012 Olympics...more on that later...

Jun. 13th, 2008


I just went out to train in the field again. Was greeted by two chavs shagging and another passed out next to them. Classy!

Ended up giving myself bloomin' whiplash by flipping up off the ground too quickly. I was doing stupidly good too, getting some ridiculous height off of my flips. Woop, woop! Whiplash is rubbish! I put a gel bag thing in the microwave for my neck and ended up melting it...oops! I know I should sit down and rest it but I really want to cycle across the Island today....will have to summon up all of my will power (hahaha...)

There's half a glass of apple juice in the corridoor, it looks somewhat suspect...

Jun. 12th, 2008


Funky morning of rainingness!

So I was sat downstairs playing guitar quite peacefully when all of a sudden rain thunders from the sky in torrents of pure awesomeness.

Needless to say, I put my guitar down in a stupidly over-excited way and ran outside to go play...in a vest, shorts and sandals...win!

Looking out over the hills, everywhere looked stunning. I ran up towards the castle, and wandered into the woods below. The smells were crazily intense; wild mushrooms, wild garlic, woodsmoke and wet leaves bombarded my nose holes. It was ace.
    I pushed up through the trees and out into the clearing where the castle is stood to be met by glorious sunshine. It was bizarre, like I was above the clouds. I felt like Gulliver or Pazu...When I climbed back down and wandered back towards my house rain was still hurtling down. It is now just very, very windy. Random weather is awesome.

I hope there's a storm tonight...

My toilet is made by 'Buccaneers.' That makes it brilliant.  Although  it's disappointing that it isn't shaped like the side of a ship... <_<

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